Total Medals Earned: 3,962 (From 1,336 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,340 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Die 50 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Get a combo of 5 or more
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/245 points)
Complete the game!
Find at least 1 star!
Find at least 2 stars!
Find at least 3 stars!
Find at least 4 stars!
Get all 5 stars!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
Get level 2!
Defeat box glove!
Defeat disco ball!
Get level 10!
Defeat hidra!
Get level 30!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (115/115 points)
Lose a game
Look at the credits
End a game with 1 point
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Collect 5 Stars
Collect 15 Stars
Collect 35 Stars
Collect 65 Stars
Collect 108 Stars
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/470 points)
Earn 10 in-game Awards
Earn 5 in-game Awards
Earn 15 in-game Awards
Earn 20 in-game Awards
Earn 25 in-game Awards
Earn 30 in-game Awards
Earn 35 in-game Awards
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
idiot
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/70 points)
Fail the first level
Bump into a locked door in the third level.
Pick up the spray without the glasses in the fourth level
Beat the game and read the ending
Bump into the second door of the seventh level
Beat the whole game without closing the browser and coming back