Total Medals Earned: 3,994 (From 1,344 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,830 Points
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/335 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/345 points)
Medals Earned: 24/24 (120/120 points)
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/165 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
achieve a score of 100,000 or more
Reach a combo of 25
achieve a score of 250,000 or more
Reach a combo of 50
achieve a score of 500,000 or more
Absorb every type of asteroid in sequence (order of appearance).
achieve a score of 1,000,000 or more
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Cross the lunar surface.
Explore the moon's dark caves.
Descend into the moon's churning core.
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
You won the game. Now you get to see Atreyu's opinion on C2.
Collect all the SockFuckers.
Finish a level with only one life left.
Finish the level Kaldaar.
Finish the level Oxeris.
Gather 50+ orbs
Finish 15 levels.
Finish 5 levels without getting hurt.
Finish 10 levels without getting hurt.
Finish 30 levels
Gather 150+ orbs
Gather 200+ orbs
Finish the last level
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Reach difficulty level 5!
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Start the Game
Finish Tutorial
Reach level 10 intellect
Reach level 20 with a soldier
Kill 50 enemies with ranged weapons
Kill 50 enemies with melee weapons
Use each weapon from the game at least once
Complete half the waves
Finish the game
Have 100 followers on the map.
Gain the Thunder God achievement!
Build 40 Large Temples in one level.
