Total Medals Earned: 3,964 (From 1,337 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,355 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/100 points)
Best be left at high quality
Begone horrid soundtrack!
Watch all the illusions
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (35/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Medals Earned: 8/10 (240/440 points)
No, you can't fly!
...
finding the bus stop
:P
Game completed! Awsum Yay!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (125/475 points)
find a shortcut
find another shortcut
and another shortcut
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/70 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
Finish a game.
Score 1500 points or more.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
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